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Welcome To
Parenting Humor - Jokes for Kids and Parents
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ParentingHumor
is dedicated to the lighter side of parenting. We all know
that being a parent is NOT an easy gig. There are plenty of
info sites, teachers, books, magazines and TV shows bursting to tell you
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But
here....it's ok
to let down your guard a laugh a little (or alot). We'd love
for you to share your funny stories too. We don't expect you
to be a professional writer--just a parent wanting to reach
out and make a peer smile. |
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We're
proud to be the
Unofficial Guide to Parental Laughter! We're all
parents too! Even grandparents! We are in the trenches with
you. And when we stumble to our desks with spit up on our
shirts and a coffee mug clenched in our grubby hand we don't
wanna hear tips on how to have perfectly disciplined kids
(it's just NOT gonna happen), or how to make pancakes shaped
like zoo animals (how about using a cookie cutter on a
PopTart? Will that do?)...... We just wanna survive! |
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Halloween
Costumes |
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Make Your Own Costume
Store bought costumes can sometimes be
disappointing, expensive and picked over! What to
do?
Making your own costume can be so much fun! It
doesn't have to be elaborate or pricey for
materials.
Here at Parenting Humor, parents just like you have
made
wonderful suggestions throughout the year for great
costumes. Huge variety and so much fun!
Check Out All the Homemade Costume Ideas
Submit Your Costume Idea
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Fall Activities |
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Craft Ideas for Autumn
Shrunken apple heads? OH yes!! And the kids will
love making them.
How about leaf crafts? Not only do the kids get
to learn about nature and enjoy outdoor Fall
weather - but they can make a keepsake craft as
well.
Check out the latest submissions from parents
just like you for more Fall Fun!
Fall Activities
Submit Your Fun Autumn Craft or Activity
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Parent Submitted Story of the Month |
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The
Werewolf Within
I am a
good mother. Scratch that. I am a great mother.
I play with abandon. I read to my children
constantly. I shower them with love, praise
their unrecognizable works of art, and display
their homework papers for months at a time. I
even allow them to eat ice cream for breakfast
once a month. Why, if there were a Mothering
Olympics, I'd be right up there on the gold
platform.
I am also a wonderful wife. I totally love my
husband. I watch sports with him. I turn his
filthy socks right side out before washing them
and harvest his underwear from the doorknobs. I
even allow him to play golf twice a year. What a
gal, right? They are lucky to have me! I do,
however, suffer from a slight case of PMS
several days of the month. All right. I am
lying. For several days out of each month, I
become nothing short of Sybil.
What IS it with hormones anyway? Capable of
turning the most docile of woman into B movie
werewolf, the hormonal swing each month can be
frightening! I personally think that Edgar Allen
Poe's original story of The Pit & The Pendulum
had to do with his wife's mood swings, but she
found the manuscript during a particularly bad
case of PMS and scared him into changing it. <read
more>
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